Prickers Satisfies!

“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

Robert looked askance at Stacy while trying out ties in the closet. “Stace we have to meet my parents for dinner in half an hour!”

“Ugh, okay. But the blue shirt isn’t right, it would look better on the bedroom floor.”

“Stace!”

“Your pants, they really bother me. Take them off!”

With a bemused sigh, Robert reached into his trousers for a long, hard treat. “Stacey, eat a Prickers.

“Why?”

“Because you’re not you when you’re horngry!”

One of these things is not like the others

🎵 Which one is different, do you know?
🎵 Can you tell me which one is not like the others?

🎵 It’s the one who’s showing his dong! 🍆

I finally got a decent race road trip for the year, but the weather in Kansas and Nebraska is still cold, windy, rainy and miserable. I stopped by the World’s Largest Porch Swing in Hebron, NE but the clouds weren’t cooperating which is putting the brightness off, but I’m glad I’m able to go out again and take some multiple exposure shots to share!

Banana Bread? HELL YEAH!

For those who don’t get the reference to the greatest motivational speech of all time, click here.

Dude I got some f*&#ing banana bread at a race today dude? Hell yeah.

My mom told me if I train hard for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and f*&#ing I ran hard that day for a PR and rang the bell

and i got some banana bread at a marathon today dude? Hell yeah. So it just goes to show that training for things is, like, worth it.

But there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. Like f*&#ing cramps, dude? Hell no. Drinking Gatorade, but you’re STILL f*&#ing THIRSTY dude?! HELL no.

F*&#ing PANTS, DUDE? HELL NO!!

LIKE PAYING A LOT OF MONEY TO GO RACE, DUDE?! FOR F*&#ING RUNNING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT F*&#ING FINISH, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT THE F*&#ING FINISH, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!

Full Monty Python Vol. 1

I came (ha!) across this bizarre image of a medieval manuscript showing a nun picking penises from a tree and figured I’d add my own. Comedic take on it, I mean. But also my penis.

The weird story behind this can be read here. Continuing my experiments with green screening stuff into movies, I was inspired by the art style to make a short Monty Python style animated sketch. Hope you enjoy the perverted weirdness!

See who else is going Full Monty for Molly this week!

Prixels!

Warning! This post has been rated Adults Only by the ESRB. This game screenshot contains:

My addition to my favorite location in Shadow Warrior 2, the Wang Cave, now with more wang!

Full Frontal New Zealand

I bought a green screen because I’ve often watched clips with suggestive or censored male nudity and thought it would be amusing if I could edit in my own real male nudity.

Well this is a bad first attempt, (I need proper soft lighting to get a good chroma key), but I’m still stuck in indecision on what to buy that will work and fit in my small bedroom studio. Nonetheless, I had fun making it and hope you will have some fun watching it!

This is a clip from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver where he encourages viewers to print a small map of New Zealand and apply it to various maps including an anatomical map of male sexual organs. But I replaced the cartoon map of male sexual organs with my real male sexual organs!

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