Giant Cross – PoJ Scavenger Hunt

A happy Labor Day to you American bloggers and viewers!  This day off work gave me a chance to go on a fairly good 14 mile run out in the countryside.

I live in the Bible Belt of the USA so this one wasn’t going to be difficult to cross of the Pieces of Jade Scavenger Hunt list.  Just from running around the countryside, I know of several locations where people have set up giant crosses in pastures.  Most of them are by highways with too much traffic to take a picture with, and most people would not be amused by this.

I don’t think there is anything wrong or dirty with the human body, but the Puritanical Christian tradition of these parts would strongly disagree, I’m sure.  That’s all I’m going to get into about that whole thing.  But I do know of one cross that is over a mile away from any highway, along the minimum maintenance farming and ranching paths, so I ran out there and took a quick picture.  I earnestly tried to do what I think is a respectful photo given the subject matter.  I hope you agree.

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Sinful Sunday Week 386 – Macro!

I had a difficult time thinking of something macro for this Sunday.  Then an idea hit me yesterday.  From my last Sinful Sunday post, you could tell it is Nebraska State Fair time.  I’m not a big fair/carnival kind of guy, but thinking of carnival games gave me an idea for a sexy ring toss game played with myself (in more ways than one).  Normally ring toss is played with bottles, but I decided to put the carnal in carnival and play it with my penis!

Used macro and my double exposure layer approach for some more trick photography.  Didn’t turn out quite as well as I’d hoped, but it’s also college football Saturday and I don’t have time to try a second take.  But it was fun making it, I hope I got a winner!

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For more fun click the lips below!SinfulSundayLips150

Working Some Kinks Out

Headed out Sunday morning on a post-marathon shake-out jog to “work some kinks out.”  If only they knew which kinks!  Anyway, there is some fairly major construction going on outside of town. Just after dawn with no work going on makes a perfect opportunity to check off the earthmoving equipment box on The Pieces of Jade Scavenger Hunt!

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On a CAT that doesn’t meow, time to drop trou!
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When the workers are in bed, I can show a cock by the tread!
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Climbing on a ladder with my unit growing fatter
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A warning sign on the grill, you never know when a “load” will spill!

Caution!

The final image is most explicit!  If you dare to view it, you must click it!

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Boston Marathon Bound!

Sinful Sunday – Week 385

Just ran my fastest marathon ever today, finished top three in my age group, top 10 overall, and got my qualifying time for the Boston Marathon!  Good enough for second tier qualification, so I’ll submit my time on September 12.  But today I submit my celebratory No Pants Endurance pic!

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I’ve stated on this blog I have a kind of love/hate relationship with my body.  Temperatures reached over 90 today and my body betrayed me big time the last couple miles with gnarly cramping, but I gritted it out, fended off anybody trying to pass me.  So I win this round, body!

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Platte River State Park

Not a race, just a three day weekend vacation opportunity to run some trails at the closest park that still had a cabin available for rent.  It was already scenic on the way up to the cabin area:

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I got Wild Strawberry #3 in this nice cluster, with some happy little woodland creatures for company!

After checking in, it was time to check out the cabin.  It was a family-sized cabin, but all they had left for rent.  Bunk beds?  Like summer camp!  Then it was time to change into my running gear!  Oops!  Haven’t put on my running gear yet!

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Platte River State Park is a bit of a hidden gem.  It’s well maintained and has plenty of things to do other than running.  There is an 80 foot observation tower giving a nice view of the surrounding area, nicely removed from the city:

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It also has an archery range, swimming pool, paddle boat pond and restaurant.  There are equestrian trails with horseback rides, one tour which I ran past.

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It has some more primitive camping options, like this cool teepee, appropriate for a Lakota region.

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It also has a nice stream with some mini-falls.

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It was also quite muddy in places and I stepped ankle deep into a mud puddle and had to find a water pump to wash off my shoes.

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Of course, getting all sweaty and muddy means a nice, warm shower at the shower house to get nice and clean!

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Hope you enjoyed the views!

Rock Hard Parts! Check! Big and Long? Attractant? Eh, maybe?

Took a short drive to a town I hadn’t run in before for a 15 mile evening training run preparing for a marathon this weekend.  I found a potential scavenger hunt location there on Google Maps: a business with an intriguing name, but it was off the beaten path with no street view to see if there was signage.  It definitely qualified, so there I was, beating it off the path to make my own “part” rock hard!  I love it when a plan works out after a work-out!

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Rock Hard Parts are fun!

On my way back after dark, I spied a truck where I could grab a pic with “Big & long” and attractant.  Is that a check or not?  Up to you.

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Big & long?  Is it an attractant?

TMI Tuesdays: Sexy Time

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1. What is sexy time to you?

Could be any time, any place, always be prepared!

2. Who’s sexier–women or men?

Objectively, I’d say women with their curves and softer features.

3. How did you learn to masturbate, and how old were you when you first succeeded?

I used to think pre-puberty that you’d get an erection then an orgasm, just…like off you’d go!  I didn’t even think about jerking it, one day (I was probably 16) looking at some “acquired” magazines on my bed on my stomach and getting turned on.  I’d just kind of grind into the bed and I knew it felt good, then one time I just hit the threshold and topped over.  I was very surprised when I started to ejaculate, and jumped up and really made quite a mess just shooting all over the place.  I was horrified somebody would walk in before I could clean it all up.  Not exactly a sexy introduction I’m afraid.

4. Do you like taking naked photos of yourself?

I do, I find it exciting, but it can be both a source of liberation or anxiety, depending on the outcome.

5. What is your biggest sexual fear?

I suppose it’s being found inadequate either physically or performance-wise.

Bonus: To you, what does the ideal penis look like? (feel free to include artwork or photos).

I won’t photo bomb it here, but if you check my blog, you can surely find it!

Long enough to be over a good handful along the shaft, which I fortunately am.  Also ramrod straight, which mine is not, it curves downward.  One of my biggest sexual insecurities.

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